Greetings and welcome to the home page of Evil Twin Skippy. Skippy is the online alter ego
of Sean Woods. Skippy is a character. He may look like Sean. He may talk
like Sean. But Skippy is simply a vehicle to express ideas in ways that Sean would feel impolite,
politically incorrect, and occasionally obscene. Think of Skippy as
Sean's Nom De Plume.
Skippy is from an alternate reality (2370350A) where mankind developed magic instead of thermodynamics.
He is 49 years old, and an avowed "Lifetime Bachelor".
He lives, and apparently works, on J street NW, in Washington, D.C.
Despite being independently wealthy, he does not own a car, or even posses a driver's
license. He uses a military ID
issued by "ISTO Spacey" and a diplomatic passport with a phone number that routes straight to
the State Department. Nobody is quite sure of his source of income, but on disclosure forms
he lists his employer as "The Order of Chaos" (OOC).